Dear Lizzara (https://www.deviantart.com/lizzara)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the pants off of your "My Little Pony" collection.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that that your driving sucks. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I hate your cooking and I'm scratching my butt as you read this. (XD)
Best of luck on the sex change,
JB-Pawstep (https://www.deviantart.com/jb-pawstep)
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haha XD I still love this Meme. Thanks for tagging me, Lizz. Hope you like my Letter to you as well